Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.