Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।