Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A true friend stabs you in the front.