Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

All the best people are crazy.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.