Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our craziness made us best friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.