Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.