Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.