Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.