Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.