Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.