Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.