Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.