Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.