Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

All the best people are crazy.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

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