Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।