Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.