Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.