Funny Quotes / Friends

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.