Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.