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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.