Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.