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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.