Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends are our chosen family.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.