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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।