Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is the key to everything

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।