Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.