Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

All the best people are crazy.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.