Skip to Content

सुबह की पहली किरण के साथ, अपने मन में सकारात्मकता का संचार करो। यह दिन आपको ढेर सारी खुशियाँ और सफलता दे। शुभ प्रभात! 🌻💫

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.