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सबको पसंद आ जाऊँ पैसा थोड़ी ना हूँ .

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.