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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.