Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.