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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.