Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend stabs you in the front.