Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.