Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.