Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.