Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends are our chosen family.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.