Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

All the best people are crazy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.