Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.