Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.