Funny Quotes / Friends

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our craziness made us best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।