Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.