Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.