Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are our chosen family.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.