Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.