Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।