Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are our chosen family.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.