Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.