Skip to Content

श्री कृष्ण के जन्मोत्सव पर, आपके घर में खुशियों का आगमन हो। दिव्य प्रेम, शांति और समृद्धि से, आपका जीवन सदा जगमगाता रहे।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

All the best people are crazy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.