Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

All the best people are crazy.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.